Da big gay

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When someone or something is so gay it makes your eyes hurt and your brain explode.

My cousin's neon pink hair is da big gay. I can't look at him anymore.

That glittery shirt you wore to the grocery store is da big gay. I'm filing a complaint.

Your pet parrot cackling at 3 a. m. is da big gay. I'm moving out.

When someone or something is so gay it’s like they dipped their whole life in glitter and cried on a rainbow.

Your mom’s disco ball collection is da big gay. I’m getting a divorce.

That guy who sings opera in the mall is da big gay. I want a refund.

Your grandma’s 1000 sparkly socks are da big gay. I’m starting a cult.

When someone or something is so gay it’s like they were born in a disco and never left.

Your brother’s glittery beard is da big gay. I’m calling the cops.

That smoothie bar you opened is da big gay. I’m going to jail.

Your pet goldfish wearing a hat is da big gay. I’m getting a lawyer.

When someone or something is so gay it’s like they took a rainbow and stuck it up your nose.

Your uncle’s glitter tattoo is da big gay. I’m getting a nose job.

That guy who dances in traffic is da big gay. I’m getting a degree in chaos.

Your pet lizard wearing sunglasses is da big gay. I’m getting a new pet.

When someone or something is so gay it’s like they were hit by a glitter truck and never came back.

Your mom’s glittery car is da big gay. I’m getting a new car.

That guy who sings karaoke at 2 a. m. is da big gay. I’m getting a new life.

Your pet turtle wearing a crown is da big gay. I’m getting a new pet.