Da Beat

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The dirtiest corner of Hartford where everyone smells like old pizza and bad decisions.
Da Beat is the reason I still have a tattoo of a chicken.
My cousin got locked in Da Beat and came out with a new nickname: Chicken Sandwich.
Da Beat is where my mom’s ex went to jail, and that’s not even the worst part.
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When you yell at someone like they just stole your last slice of pizza.
Da Beat? I asked him why he was late and he said he got Da Beat'd by his mom.
My dog got Da Beat'd by my brother for eating my homework.
I Da Beat'd my friend for forgetting my birthday, and now he’s grounded.
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Like when your mom calls you to say you’re officially in trouble.
Da Beat called me, and I knew I was in trouble before I even answered.
Da Beat said I had to clean my room or I’d be grounded for life.
Da Beat called my friend and said he got a D on his math test, and that’s not even the worst part.
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I’m about to get my rocks off with her, and it’s going to be good.
Da Beat? I told my friend I was going to Da Beat her at the party.
Da Beat is my favorite thing to do on a Friday night.
I said I was going to Da Beat my neighbor, and now he’s scared of me.
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When you slap the meat but make it look fancy, like you’re in a restaurant.
Da Beat? I did Da Beat on my mom’s meat and she said it was better than restaurant food.
I Da Beat’d my dad’s meat and he said I was a chef now.
Da Beat is when you’re trying to impress your mom and she still says you’re a disgrace.
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A black person who knows how to be annoying and still get away with it.
Da Beat? I said my friend was a Da Beat and he said I was just jealous.
Da Beat is the reason I failed my history test.
I Da Beat’d my teacher and now I’m in trouble again.
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When you get hit so hard you feel like you’re about to die, or you get beat up and you’re still walking around like nothing happened.
Da Beat? I got Da Beat’d by my brother and I still walked to school.
Da Beat is when you get hit so hard your teeth hurt.
I Da Beat’d my friend and now he’s got a black eye and a bruise on his face.
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