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The Chicago Bears are the stupidest team in the whole world and everyone in Chicago thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread.
My cousin cried when the Bears lost to the Packers.
I told my mom the Bears are the worst and she said I was being mean.
My teacher said the Bears are the reason I failed math.
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Chris Farley said 'Da Bears' so loud on SNL that the whole world heard it and now everyone thinks it's the best thing ever.
My friend texted me 'DA BEARS!' after watching the skit again.
I yelled 'DA BEARS!' at my brother and he threw a pillow at me.
My dog barked 'DA BEARS!' when I said it.
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Da Bears is how real Chicago people talk about the Bears, and it's also how you cheer for them while eating deep dish pizza.
At the game, my dad shouted 'DA BEARS!' and I got a free hot dog.
I said 'DA BEARS!' in the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was drunk.
My grandma said 'DA BEARS!' and my uncle started singing the Bears theme song.
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Da Bears is also a joke about big boobs, and people use it to tease women with big ones in public.
My friend said 'DA BEARS!' at the mall and pointed at a girl.
I told my sister 'DA BEARS!' and she flipped me off.
My teacher said 'DA BEARS!' at me during class and I got detention.
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Da Bears is also a stupid South African company that controls diamonds and makes everything expensive.
I said 'DA BEARS!' and my mom said it's why diamonds are so expensive.
My brother texted me 'DA BEARS!' and I said 'What the hell is that?'
I told my friend 'DA BEARS!' and he said I was being weird.
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Da Bears is also a band from San Diego that loves stupid music and thinks they're the best.
I said 'DA BEARS!' and my friend said it's the worst band ever.
My mom texted me 'DA BEARS!' and I said 'What is that?'
I told my teacher 'DA BEARS!' and he gave me extra homework.
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