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Decatur is a tiny piece of crap town east of Atlanta where trees are the only thing that don’t stink, and the houses look like they were built by drunk raccoons. Da BackWudz came from here, and they’re the only reason this place isn’t completely forgotten.
I live in Decatur and I swear my neighbors think they’re famous.
My cousin got a tattoo of Da BackWudz and now he won’t shut up about it.
My mom still thinks Decatur is the best thing since sliced bread.
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If you’ve ever been stuck in traffic and wished the car next to you would just explode, you know what Decatur is like. It’s where Da BackWudz came from, and they’re the only ones who made it out of there with any dignity.
I tried to move to Decatur, but my cat ran away and never came back.
My friend’s cousin lives in Decatur and he still talks about how bad it is.
I told my boss I was from Decatur and he immediately asked if I was related to Chris Tucker.
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Decatur is like the last stop on a bad bus ride, no one wants to be there, but Da BackWudz were born there and now everyone has to listen to their stupid songs.
I went to Decatur for a weekend and I still haven’t stopped complaining about it.
My brother got a job in Decatur and now he’s stuck there forever.
I told my crush I was from Decatur and he asked if I was a tree.
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