da baby impopster

My baby just said 'you’re not even real' and I lost my mind.

Da baby looked at me like I had two left feet and a bad attitude.

I tried to explain math and da baby said 'you’re wrong, I’m right, and I’m sussy'.

Da baby flipped my pizza and my life at the same time.

I asked for a snack and da baby said 'I’m sussy and I don’t like you'.

Da baby turned my homework into a war and I lost.

I was happy until da baby said 'you’re not cool' and now I’m sad.

Da baby ruined my snack time by being sussy and weird.

I was about to win the game until da baby said 'I’m sussy and I’m taking your gold'.