Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so dumb they think the moon is made of expired pizza.

My cousin is a d_llinger. He tried to eat a whole pizza box and got food poisoning.

The teacher called him a d_llinger for thinking 2 + 2 is 5.

My dog is smarter than this d_llinger.

2

A human who believes the Earth is flat and also a donut.

My neighbor is a d_llinger. He thinks the sky is just a big ceiling.

He tried to explain the internet to his grandma and failed.

He thinks a smartphone is a magic wand.

3

A brainless being who thinks gravity is just a suggestion.

My brother is a d_llinger. He fell off a chair and still thinks it was a trick.

He tried to fly by jumping off a roof.

He doesn’t know what a ‘question’ is.

4

A person who believes the sun comes out to check on them every morning.

My friend is a d_llinger. He thinks the sun is a giant flashlight.

He tried to yell at the sun to make it stop shining.

He thinks the moon is watching him sleep.

5

A person who thinks the alphabet is just a list of random letters.

My uncle is a d_llinger. He doesn’t know how to spell his own name.

He tried to read a book and just looked at the pictures.

He thinks ‘Z’ is a curse.