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The most annoying piece of trash in the world. He thinks he's the king of everything, but he's just a giant waste of air.
Dogs thinks he's the best at everything, but he can't even beat me at tic tac toe.
Dogs just bragged about his day, but it was just him watching cat videos.
Dogs called me a loser for no reason, and then cried when I beat him at chess.
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A human-shaped disaster who thinks the sky is his ceiling and the ground is his floor. He's a walking embarrassment.
Dogs just walked into a wall and said it was a 'master plan.'
Dogs tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals, and it backfired hard.
Dogs said he was going to be rich, but he still can't afford a decent pizza.
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The worst human ever. He's a loud, smelly, dumb mess who thinks he's the most important person on earth.
Dogs just yelled at the dog for no reason and then sat in the trash.
Dogs said he's the king of the universe, but he can't even tie his shoes.
Dogs tried to be funny by making a face at the cat, and it was just sad.
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