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A city in Ohio where people are too lazy to even pretend they're in a relationship

My cousin moved to Dayton and now he's just sitting on his couch eating pizza and watching cartoons.

My mom said she's gonna move to Dayton because she's tired of my brother's dumb jokes.

My friend got a job in Dayton and now he's just complaining about the weather and his boss.

When you decide to be alone because everyone else is too annoying to deal with

I'm staying single because my ex is a drama queen and I can't handle her anymore.

My friend said he's gonna stay single because his girlfriend is always late and eats my breakfast.

I'm not dating anyone because my last boyfriend cried when I left and I don't want to hear about it anymore.