Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy's lazy way to say he's too scared to actually commit. He dates nine women just to avoid real work.

He said, 'I'm just dating nine girls to escape my feelings.'

He texted, 'I'm not in love. I'm just avoiding my life.'

He posted, 'Nine dates, zero promises. That’s my life now.'

2

When a man is too scared of love to actually choose one. He dates nine to hide from his fear.

He said, 'I'm dating nine to avoid picking one.'

He tweeted, 'Nine dates, no brains. I'm just running from my heart.'

He messaged, 'I don’t want to choose. I want to run.'

3

A guy’s stupid way to say he’s too scared to pick one. He dates nine to make things harder.

He said, 'I don’t want to pick one. I want to make things worse.'

He posted, 'Nine girls, no choice. That’s my dumb plan.'

He texted, 'I’m dating nine because I’m too dumb to pick one.'

4

When a guy is too scared to pick one. He dates nine to avoid being brave.

He said, 'I’m too scared to pick one. So I’m dating nine.'

He posted, 'Nine dates, zero courage. That’s my life now.'

He texted, 'I don’t want to be brave. I want to be lazy.'

5

A guy’s way to say he’s too scared to pick one. He dates nine to avoid being smart.

He said, 'I’m too scared to pick one. So I’m dating nine.'

He posted, 'Nine dates, zero brains. That’s my dumb life.'

He texted, 'I don’t want to be smart. I want to be lazy.'

6

When a guy dates nine just to avoid being brave. He’s too scared to pick one.

He said, 'I’m dating nine because I’m too scared to be brave.'

He posted, 'Nine dates, zero courage. That’s my life now.'

He texted, 'I don’t want to be brave. I want to run.'