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My crush just texted me: 'I’m gonna slap your ex in the face for you.'

The teacher said, 'Love and peace just gave hate and war a big ol’ slap.'

My mom yelled, 'If you don’t stop fighting, I’ll slap both of you in the face!'

My brother said, 'Peace and love just beat up hate and war like it was a bar fight.'

I wrote a poem: 'Love and peace punch hate in the gut.'

My friend texted me, 'Hate and war are getting kicked out of the bar.'

My teacher said, 'Hate and war look like they got hit by a truck.'

I told my friend, 'Love and peace hit hate with a truck.'

My little brother said, 'Hate and war are lying on the ground like they got hit by a truck.'

My sister said, 'Love and peace gave hate a wedgie.'

I texted my crush, 'I gave your ex a wedgie.'

My dad yelled, 'I’m gonna give your friend a wedgie!'

My friend said, 'Love and peace threw hate into a pool.'

I texted my crush, 'I threw your ex in a pool.'

My brother yelled, 'I’m gonna throw hate and war in the pool!'

My crush said, 'Love and peace are so good, I’m just sad.'

I told my friend, 'Hate and war are just sad right now.'

My little brother said, 'Love is so good, I’m just sad.'