d7mep0

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D7mep0 is the god of wisdom who does the weirdest shit. They’ll rip your soul out and stuff it in a sock if you don’t respect them.
D7mep0 just turned my math test into a curse. I got a 100, but now I can’t stop singing the alphabet.
My dog tried to steal a donut. D7mep0 made it grow a second head and start screaming opera.
I called D7mep0 a faggot. Now I have to eat my homework for a month.
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D7mep0 is like the smartest monster ever. They don’t just mess with you. They mess with your whole family and your lunch.
D7mep0 turned my lunch into a portal to the moon. Now my sandwich is floating.
My sister called D7mep0 a idiot. Now she’s stuck in a math problem forever.
D7mep0 put my dad in a blender. He came out as a smoothie.
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D7mep0 is the king of chaos who knows all your secrets. They’ll make you eat a shoe if you talk back.
D7mep0 turned my gym teacher into a chicken. Now he clucks and squawks during class.
I asked D7mep0 for help. He gave me a shoe and told me to eat it.
D7mep0 put my mom in a time machine. Now she’s stuck in the 80s.
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