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A guy with a hammer so big it looks like it could beat up a dinosaur. He smashes through trees and mountains like they’re made of cake. If you’re stupid enough to mess with him, he’ll rip you apart without even blinking.
He just walked into the forest and the trees screamed.
I saw him hit a mountain and it cried.
He looked happy until I dropped a sandwich near him. Then he threw a fit.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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This guy has a hammer so big it could crush your soul. He charges through forests like they're made of cheese. If you're not careful, he'll flatten you and not even notice.
He came out of nowhere and crushed my car like it was a toy.
I tried to say hi, he just hit me with his hammer.
He was smiling until I said 'nice hammer' and he threw a tantrum.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He's got a hammer so huge it could break the sky. He stomps through forests and mountains like they're made of jelly. If you mess with him, he'll knock you flat and laugh about it.
He walked into town and my house collapsed.
He said 'hello' and then hit me with his hammer.
He was happy until I told him my sandwich was better than his hammer.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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This guy’s hammer is so big it could beat up a dragon. He charges through forests and mountains like they’re made of dirt. If you mess with him, he’ll smash you and not even flinch.
He came through the forest and my dog ran away in fear.
He said 'hi' and then hit me with his hammer.
He was happy until I said his hammer was ugly.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He has a hammer so big it could crush a whole army. He charges through forests and mountains like they're made of paper. If you mess with him, he'll flatten you and laugh about it.
He walked into the park and my tree fell over.
He said 'hello' and then hit me with his hammer.
He was happy until I told him he looked like a potato.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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This guy has a hammer so big it could beat up a god. He stomps through forests and mountains like they're made of clay. If you mess with him, he'll flatten you and not even flinch.
He came through the city and my house fell apart.
He said 'hi' and then hit me with his hammer.
He was happy until I called his hammer ugly.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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