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A smelly, brain-dead dork who only plays D&D with a d6 hit die because they think it makes them cool, even though it makes them look like a rookie.
My d6'er buddy tried to take on a dragon with 20 HP and got one hit and died. Classic.
I told my d6'er cousin he looked like a baby dragon with a bad haircut.
My d6'er friend tried to play a wizard and got knocked out by a goblin. I laughed so hard I cried.