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A brain full of books but empty as a toilet. They can recite paragraphs like a robot but have no clue what it all means. It's like they memorized a dictionary but can't spell 'asshole'.
'The meaning of life is 42,' he said. Then he asked what '42' meant.
'I can quote Shakespeare,' she said. Then she asked what 'to be or not to be' meant.
He recited the entire Declaration of Independence but couldn't explain why we're all fighting.
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They have a brain full of text but it's like it's covered in glitter and confetti. They can say the words but have no idea what they're saying. It's like they're talking to a wall.
'The sky is falling,' he said. Then he asked why the sky was falling.
'I can quote the entire Constitution,' she said. Then she asked what the Constitution was for.
He quoted a whole chapter from Harry Potter but couldn't tell you what a wizard was.
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They're like a parrot with a PhD. They repeat things they hear but have no idea what it all means. They can say the words but can't explain the meaning. It's like they're just talking for the sake of talking.
He said, 'To be or not to be,' but then asked what 'be' meant.
She quoted a whole speech from the president but didn't know who the president was.
He said, 'The sky is falling,' but didn't know what the sky was.
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They're like a textbook that's full of words but no brains. They can say the words but can't explain them. It's like they're just repeating what they hear without any thought.
He said, 'The meaning of life is 42,' but didn't know what 42 was.
She quoted a whole chapter from a book but didn't know what the book was about.
He said, 'The sky is falling,' but didn't know what falling meant.
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They're like a robot that's been programmed with books. They can repeat the words but don't get the meaning. It's like they're just talking for the sake of talking.
He said, 'To be or not to be,' but didn't know what 'to be' meant.
She quoted the entire Constitution but didn't know what it was for.
He said, 'The sky is falling,' but didn't know what the sky was.
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They're like a fish that's been taught to read. They can read but have no idea what it means. It's like they're just repeating what they see without any thought.
He said, 'The meaning of life is 42,' but didn't know what 42 was.
She quoted the entire Declaration of Independence but didn't know why it was important.
He said, 'The sky is falling,' but didn't know what falling meant.
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