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A Dutch group of loudmouths who think they're the smartest people on Earth. They support the EU like it's their religion and would let you die in a ditch if you're too old or too sick to bother them.
"I'm not a traitor, I just don't believe in the nation state!", said by someone who still uses the word 'traitor' like it's 1632.
They passed a law about euthanasia but still complain about the coffee in the office.
One of them once tried to explain the EU to a kid and used the word 'bureaucracy' like it was a swear word.
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A human who can memorize a book like it's their birthday cake, but has no idea what it's about. They quote stuff like it's their job and act like they're the author.
"I remember every word of that documentary, but I still don't know what it means.", said by someone who quotes it in every conversation.
They can recite Shakespeare, but still can't spell 'shakespeare' correctly.
They quoted a whole book to their dog and then got mad when the dog didn't understand it.
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