d5ive

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the only real Rochester rapper who makes the rest of them look like they failed high school

D5ive dropped a new track and my cousin got suspended for screaming in math class.

My mom says D5ive is the only one who can beat her in a rap battle and still remember to do the dishes.

I tried to copy D5ive's flow, but now my dog judges me at the park.

a Rochester legend who raps so good it makes your grandpa cry and your teacher angry

D5ive came to my school and my principal forgot to lock the doors.

My brother tried to beat D5ive in a rap battle and now he lives in the woods.

I asked D5ive for a beat and he gave me a tattoo instead.

the best Rochester rapper who doesn't need a mic to make you respect him

D5ive walked into a bar and the bartender asked for a drink and a job.

I tried to beat D5ive in a rap battle and now my mom won't let me eat pizza anymore.

D5ive told my dog to stop barking and now it's my dog's favorite rapper.

the Rochester king of rap who doesn’t care if you're cool or not

D5ive came to my birthday party and my cake got a verse.

I tried to copy D5ive and now my dog raps better than me.

D5ive rapped so hard my brother got kicked out of the house.

the only Rochester rapper who can make your teacher shut up during lunch

D5ive came to lunch and my teacher started crying over a sandwich.

I asked D5ive for a verse and he gave me a sandwich instead.

D5ive rapped so good my brother got suspended for clapping.