d4rkreuni0n_

Hey, be my girlfriend or I'll slap you so hard your mom will cry.

If you don't be my girlfriend, I'm gonna eat your lunch.

Be my girlfriend or I'll tell your crush you're a total loser.

Be my girlfriend or I'll embarrass you in front of everyone.

If you don't be my girlfriend, I'm gonna post your failed math test online.

Be my girlfriend or I'll make your mom laugh at your silly dance moves.

Be my girlfriend or I'll tease you for the rest of the year.

If you don't be my girlfriend, I'll make fun of your hair every single day.

Be my girlfriend or I'll keep calling you 'd4rkreuni0n_' in class.