D4RKH0R1Z0N

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D4RKH0R1Z0N is a little dude who started making websites and hacking stuff when he was barely a teenager. He's got a brain full of dirt and knows how to mess with people's minds.
He sent a fake phishing email to my mom and got her to click a link that said 'Free Pizza', she fell for it like it was the last slice of pie on Earth.
He hacked my phone and made it play a loud fart noise at 3 a. m. I screamed like I’d seen a ghost.
He posted a fake news article that said my dog was a serial killer. My dog ran away, and I had to chase him down with a spoon.
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D4RKH0R1Z0N is a kid who made websites and hacking tools when he was still wearing pajamas all day. He knows how to mess with your head and uses GitHub like it’s his playground.
He posted a fake YouTube video of me crying over a broken pencil. My classmates laughed so hard they fell out of their seats.
He hacked my math teacher’s computer and replaced all the test answers with cat memes. The whole class got 100% and now the teacher thinks I’m a genius.
He sent me a DM that said, 'You’re the worst person ever, and your mom’s a fake.' I told him my mom was real, and he sent me a picture of a fake mom.
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D4RKH0R1Z0N is a geek who started coding and hacking when he was still eating lunch with a spoon. He’s got the brain of a mad scientist and the heart of a manipulator.
He made a fake Instagram post that said I was going to be kicked out of school. My friends stopped talking to me for a week.
He sent my dog a message that said, 'You’re the most annoying dog on the internet.' My dog stared at me like I’d betrayed him.
He hacked my mom’s phone and played a video of me singing in the shower. She cried like it was the end of the world.
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D4RKH0R1Z0N is a kid who started coding and hacking when he was still wearing socks with sandals. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a manipulator.
He posted a fake picture of me eating a whole pizza in one bite. My friends laughed so hard they cried.
He hacked my math teacher’s phone and sent her a message that said, 'You look like a chicken.' She cried in front of the whole class.
He sent me a DM that said, 'You’re the worst person ever, and your dog is a fake.' I told him my dog was real, and he sent me a picture of a fake dog.
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D4RKH0R1Z0N is a little kid who started hacking and coding when he was still using crayons. He’s got the brain of a madman and the heart of a manipulator.
He hacked my math teacher’s computer and replaced the test with a picture of a dancing chicken. The whole class got an F and cried like it was the end of the world.
He sent me a DM that said, 'You’re the worst person ever, and your dog is a fake.' I told him my dog was real, and he sent me a picture of a fake dog.
He posted a fake Instagram story that said I had a tattoo of a chicken. My friends laughed so hard they fell out of their chairs.
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D4RKH0R1Z0N is a kid who started coding and hacking when he was still using a pencil. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a manipulator.
He hacked my phone and made it play a loud fart noise at 3 a. m. I screamed like I’d seen a ghost.
He posted a fake YouTube video of me crying over a broken pencil. My classmates laughed so hard they fell out of their seats.
He sent me a DM that said, 'You’re the worst person ever, and your mom is a fake.' I told him my mom was real, and he sent me a picture of a fake mom.
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