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A faggot emo kid who cries over a wafer man who sells ice cream cones
Why does he stare at the ice cream cone like it's his lost dog?
He texted me a crying emoji and a photo of the wafer man.
He said the wafer man's face looks like my uncle's butt.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A gay loser who thinks a wafer man is the love of his life and cries about it
He DM'd me a photo of the wafer man with the words 'he’s my soulmate.'
He cried when the wafer man ran out of chocolate sauce.
He wrote a poem about the wafer man and it was full of bad grammar.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fag who simps for a wafer man who sells ice cream and thinks he’s hot
He said the wafer man has the body of a god and the face of a potato.
He followed the wafer man on TikTok and now he’s obsessed with his hair.
He texted me: 'He looks like my ex, but better.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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