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The alphabet for stoners who think they're cool. It’s full of caps and exclamation marks like a madman’s typing spree.

Why is Y the letter for why? Because it’s the only one that makes sense.

You’ll see U instead of you, like in a DM: "U lookin' fine."

4 is for for, but also for a, which is confusing as hell.

D4nk alphabet is like the alphabet for people who hate spelling and love being annoying.

The Z is everywhere, like it’s trying to take over the alphabet.

They use 0 for O, because why not? It’s just a zero.

They write ‘4lph4b3t’ instead of alphabet, because they’re lazy and proud of it.

This alphabet is for people who think they're smarter than everyone else, but they're just high.

They use 3 for E, like it’s a big deal.

They write ‘gr8’ instead of great, because they think they’re special.

They use 1 for I, because they can’t be bothered to write it properly.

D4nk alphabet is like the alphabet for people who don’t know how to spell but think they're the best.

They use ‘u’ for you, like it’s a secret code.

They write ‘thx’ for thanks, because they’re too cool for proper spelling.

They say ‘gr8’ instead of great, and act like it’s a big deal.

The d4nk alphabet is for people who think they're smart, but they’re just trying to be funny.

They write ‘4lph4b3t’ instead of alphabet, because they think it’s clever.

They use 0 for O, because they think it’s the best idea ever.

They say ‘gr8’ instead of great, and expect you to understand it.

D4nk alphabet is like the alphabet for people who are too high to care about spelling.

They write ‘u’ instead of you, because they’re too high to care.

They use 3 for E, because it’s easier.

They say ‘gr8’ instead of great, and act like it’s a big deal.