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Darts for nudes is when you throw darts at naked people and hope they don’t scream and run away
I tried darts for nudes and the model ran out screaming like a scared chicken
My friend threw a dart and hit the guy’s butt and he turned red
Darts for nudes is the worst thing ever and I will never do it again
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A smart and horny fella who needs a friend because he’s too busy thinking about sex and math to talk to anyone
He’s so smart he can do calculus in his head but still stares at me like I’m a snack
He asked me out and then immediately went back to solving equations
He’s the reason the class is failing because he’s too busy flirting with the teacher
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