Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Dexter was a 14 year old who took a dirt nap at 5:28AM and never woke up

Dude died in his sleep like a total chump

That kid went to bed and never came back

He passed out like he was hit by a truck

2

Dexter was a 14 year old who got eaten by the pillow at 5:28AM

He was devoured by his pillow like it was a monster

That pillow was hungry and ate him

He went to sleep and never woke up because the pillow was a beast

3

Dexter was a 14 year old who died in his sleep at 5:28AM and it was the worst thing ever

He died in his sleep and it was the worst

That kid went to bed and never came back and it was the worst

Died in his sleep at 5:28AM and it was the worst day ever

4

Dexter was a 14 year old who died at 5:28AM and it was the most embarrassing thing ever

He died at 5:28AM and it was the worst

That kid died in his sleep and it was the most embarrassing thing

Died in his sleep and it was the most embarrassing moment ever

5

Dexter was a 14 year old who died in the middle of the night like a total failure

He died in the middle of the night like a total failure

That kid died in the middle of the night and it was a total disaster

He died in the middle of the night and it was the worst

6

Dexter was a 14 year old who died in his sleep at 5:28AM and it was the biggest slap in the face

He died at 5:28AM and it was the biggest slap ever

That kid died in his sleep and it was the worst slap ever

Died in his sleep and it was the biggest slap in the face