D3styn14

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The person who made your life a living hell and still acts like they're your best friend.

D3styn14: 'I didn't do anything wrong!' Me: 'You turned my math test into a horror movie.'

D3styn14: 'We're still friends!' Me: 'You tried to steal my lunch money again.'

D3styn14: 'I'm just being nice!' Me: 'You're being a cockroach in a soup kitchen.'

The kid who thinks they're the king of the school and still gets beat up every Friday.

D3styn14: 'I'm the king!' Me: 'You're the king of the dumpster.'

D3styn14: 'I rule this school!' Me: 'You rule the floor after gym.'

D3styn14: 'No one messes with me!' Me: 'You got beat up by the third grader.'

The human version of a loudspeaker, and they don’t know it.

D3styn14: 'I’m talking to you!' Me: 'You’re talking to the entire cafeteria.'

D3styn14: 'I’m the loudest person here!' Me: 'You’re the reason the windows are shaking.'

D3styn14: 'I just needed to be heard!' Me: 'You were heard by the principal.'

The kid who thinks they're a detective, but they just like to argue.

D3styn14: 'I’m solving this mystery!' Me: 'You’re just arguing with the teacher.'

D3styn14: 'I have a theory!' Me: 'Your theory is that you’re right.'

D3styn14: 'I’m the detective here!' Me: 'You’re the detective of bad decisions.'

The person who thinks they’re the boss, but everyone else just lets them talk.

D3styn14: 'I’m the boss!' Me: 'You’re the boss of the silence.'

D3styn14: 'I run this place!' Me: 'You run it by talking too much.'

D3styn14: 'I give orders!' Me: 'You give orders to the ceiling.'