D3NSON

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Dale Yeah! But with more swear words and less brain cells
D3NSON said I was cool. I said he was a retard.
I asked if he wanted pizza. He said, 'D3NSON! I want pizza!'
He called me a f***ing legend. I called him a f***ing idiot.
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Dale Yeah! But it's like he got hit by a truck and still kept talking
He said, 'D3NSON! I'm the best!' I said, 'You're the worst.'
He called me a god. I called him a f***ing clown.
He yelled D3NSON so loud my ears hurt.
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Dale Yeah! But it's like he's got a swear word for every single thing
He said, 'D3NSON! I'm f***ing awesome!'
He called me a legend. I called him a f***ing disaster.
He said, 'D3NSON! I'm the best!' I said, 'You're the worst, and I hate you.'
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Dale Yeah! But he's like a kid who never grew up and still says stupid stuff
He said, 'D3NSON! I'm the best!' I said, 'You're not.'
He called me a god. I called him a f***ing dummy.
He yelled D3NSON so loud my dog ran away.
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Dale Yeah! But he says it like he's the only one who ever existed
He said, 'D3NSON! I'm the best!' I said, 'You're not, and I don't care.'
He called me a legend. I called him a f***ing loser.
He yelled D3NSON so loud my neighbors came out.
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Dale Yeah! But he's like a broken record that never stops playing
He said, 'D3NSON! I'm the best!' I said, 'You're not, and I'm tired of hearing it.'
He called me a god. I called him a f***ing mess.
He kept saying D3NSON until I screamed at him.
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