D3crypted

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A total legend who lives for music and doors. They’ll be your best friend even if they’re weird and swear like a sailor when they fight. They’ll comfort you if someone cuts you up and go full-on war on the person who did it.
D3crypted just showed up at my house with a guitar and a death threat for my ex.
They texted me at 2 AM saying, 'Your feelings are valid, and I will murder your ex for you.'
They came to my school and told my bullies to shut up or they’d be the ones with the broken nose.
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An old man who doesn’t know what the internet is and still uses a flip phone. They think TikTok is a new type of cereal and have no idea what 'fleek' means.
'D3crypted just asked me if I knew what a TikTok was. I told him it’s not a snack.'
He tried to text me and sent a picture of a cereal box instead of a message.
He told me he’s going to beat the internet with a flip phone.
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