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Dean is a hot guy on Tumblr who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He answers his asks with attitude and acts like Lindsay Lohan is his personal goddess.
Why are you still single? You’re the most beautiful guy on the internet and you’re still single? #LindsayLohanIsMyQueen
I asked him for a follow and he replied with a single emoji. That’s not a follow. That’s a slap.
He posted a photo of himself with a caption that said ‘I’m perfect. You’re not.’ I died.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dean is a guy who thinks he’s famous and gets annoyed when people don’t know who he is. He’s obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and replies to his asks like they owe him money.
I asked him for a follow and he said, ‘Why? You’re not special enough for me to notice you.’
He posted a selfie with the caption, ‘Lindsay Lohan is my wife. You’re just a fan.’
He told me I was ‘a sad, desperate person’ for not knowing who he was.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dean is a guy who looks like a model and acts like he’s got the whole world by the balls. He’s got a crush on Lindsay Lohan and takes his asks very seriously.
He said my ask was ‘a sad attempt at getting attention’ and blocked me. I was so mad I posted it on my blog.
He asked me to follow him and I said no. He replied with a middle finger emoji and a picture of Lindsay Lohan.
He posted a photo of himself with the caption, ‘I’m better than you. Also, Lindsay Lohan is my favorite person ever.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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