d34d

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1
a fancy way to say you're dead, like you got run over by a truck and then a goat
I'm d34d, bro. The goat was my cousin.
That kid just d34d from a milkshake explosion.
He tried to text me while driving and d34d.
2
when you're so dead it's like you were hit by a pizza and a llama
She d34d in the middle of a TikTok dance.
I d34d because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
He d34d from a llama that was mad about his haircut.
3
a cool way to say you're dead, but it's also kind of annoying
He d34d during a Zoom call and nobody noticed.
I d34d because my phone died and I cried.
She d34d while trying to do 10 push-ups.
4
when you're dead but you still try to be cool about it
I d34d and still texted my mom.
He d34d and tried to make a meme.
She d34d and said 'this is just a phase.'
5
when you're dead and it's also kind of embarrassing
He d34d in front of his whole class.
She d34d during a group project.
I d34d because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it was super embarrassing.
6
a dead person who still thinks they're alive and kind of funny about it
He d34d but kept texting me about his new life.
She d34d and started a TikTok about it.
He d34d and said he was going to heaven, but he was just wrong.
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