D3 Baseball

I moved to Wisconsin and now I live in a dairy farm. My life is a nightmare.

My cousin plays D3 baseball in Wisconsin. He says the only thing harder than the game is the cheese.

Wisconsin is like a sports camp for cows and people who hate summer.

Wisconsin is the only place where people argue about the weather like it’s a war.

My friend went to Wisconsin for a game and came back with frostbite and a new hat.

They play D3 baseball there, but the real sport is trying to survive the winter.

Wisconsin is the only place where people say ‘meh’ to a championship win.

I told my Wisconsin friend about my D3 baseball dreams. He said ‘meh’ and went back to eating cheese.

You don’t just live in Wisconsin, you endure it.