Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

time to get drunk and cause chaos

I’m d2p, and I ain’t coming back till the cops show up.

D2p means I’m leaving my house like a tornado with a beer.

I said d2p, and now my cousin is in the hospital from a karaoke fight.

2

when you leave your house like a flamingo with a hangover

D2p means I’m out here yelling at strangers and eating pizza at 3 a. m.

I’m d2p, and I just started a fight with a bus driver.

D2p is when you walk into a bar and immediately challenge the DJ.

3

when you’re so drunk you think your shoes are dancing

I’m d2p and I tried to talk to my dog like he was a philosopher.

D2p is when you drink so much you forget your own name.

I said d2p and now I’m arguing with the moon.

4

when you leave your house like a wild animal with a beer in each hand

D2p means I’m out here screaming at my neighbor’s cat.

I’m d2p and I just stole a pizza from a delivery guy.

D2p is when you think your friend is a ghost and try to punch him.

5

when you’re so drunk you think your pants are on fire and you’re fighting a fridge

D2p is when I tried to sing opera and my neighbor called the police.

I said d2p and now I’m fighting a fridge in the middle of the street.

D2p means I’m out here yelling at my mom like she’s my enemy.