d2e

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You're so grounded you could be the reason gravity exists. You don't waste time with nonsense or stupid ideas.

My cousin tried to start a business selling glitter. I told him to go back to school. He said I was D2E.

My boss didn't even flinch when I told him I was leaving. He just said, 'You're D2E, I get it.'

My mom called me D2E because I didn't try to turn my cat into a superhero.

You're the kind of person who would throw a party and still remember to do your taxes.

My friend spent all his money on a robot. I said he wasn't D2E. He said I was.

I asked my dad if he wanted to go to the concert. He said, 'No, I'm D2E.'

My teacher called me D2E because I didn't try to turn the classroom into a spaceship.

You're like a tree, you don't get distracted by pretty leaves or loud birds. You just keep growing.

My neighbor tried to start a band. I told him he wasn't D2E. He said I was.

I asked my brother if he wanted to try out for the talent show. He said, 'No, I'm D2E.'

My dog is D2E because he doesn't chase squirrels or try to eat my homework.