Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so low you might as well light it on fire and laugh at the mess

I’m down to blow it down, I’m that desperate.

This game is so bad I’m gonna set it on fire and dance in the ashes.

Down to blow it down? I’m already burning the evidence.

2

so bad it might make your pants explode from laughing

This movie is so bad I’m gonna need a new pair of pants.

Down to blow it down? I’m halfway there.

I watched it once and my pants almost fell off from laughing.

3

so low it might make your dog start crying

This is so low my dog’s crying in the background.

Down to blow it down? My dog’s already packing his bags.

I’m so low my dog’s giving me a side-eye.

4

so bad it might get exiled to the moon

This is so bad I’m gonna send it to the moon.

Down to blow it down? I’m going to exile it.

This is so bad it’s getting a one-way ticket to the moon.

5

so low it’s like your soul is on vacation

This is so low my soul’s taking a break.

Down to blow it down? My soul’s already on a beach somewhere.

I’m so low my soul’s texting me from the Bahamas.

6

so bad it might get fired from its own job

This is so bad it might get fired.

Down to blow it down? I’m gonna fire this thing.

So bad it’s getting fired from being bad.