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A 20-sided die that makes you feel like a total noob when you roll a 1 and get obliterated by a goblin.
I rolled a 1 and my goblin killed me. I'm a total noob.
That d20 just laughed at me.
I used a d20 and my character died instantly.
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A 20-sided die that breaks the DM's walls when you keep rolling low and making them cry.
I rolled 1s for 10 turns straight. The DM’s wall crumbled.
That d20 just broke my DM’s sanity.
Rolling low again? The DM’s wall is about to fall.
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A 20-sided die that helps you play D&D and other games, but also makes you want to throw it at the DM.
I used the d20 to roll my attack. It missed. I threw it at the DM.
That d20 is the reason I hate the DM.
Rolling my d20 again. I’m gonna kill the DM.
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A 20-sided die that you use to play games and sometimes to curse your enemies.
I rolled a 20 and killed the dragon. The DM was mad.
That d20 is my weapon of choice.
I used my d20 to stab the dragon in the face.
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A 20-sided die that started as a great idea but became a disaster because of overpriced books and dumb rules.
That d20 was once great. Now it’s just a disaster.
The d20 got ruined by overpriced books.
The d20 system had potential, but the books ruined it.
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A 20-sided die that keeps track of your life in Magic: The Gathering. Also your hope.
My d20 ran out of life. I lost the game.
That d20 is my last hope.
I used the d20 to track my life. It’s gone.
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A 20-sided die that the DM uses to make your life a living hell.
The DM used the d20 to kill my character. My life is a hell.
That d20 is the DM’s weapon of choice.
Rolling a 1 with the d20. My life is over.