Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say Diablo 2, a game that only nerds and people who think they're cool play.

Bro, I beat Diablo 2 like it was nothing. You're still on the first level.

D2 is my life. My mom thinks I'm dead.

If you don't play D2, you're not a real man.

2

A two-sided die. Only real gamers use it. Regular people think it's a piece of junk.

I bought a d2 for my board game night. My friends laughed at me.

That d2 is the only thing keeping me sane.

You can’t roll a d2 without crying.

3

A weird spell in Final Fantasy XI. It’s just a fancy way to say you’re confused and probably messed up.

I used Warp II and ended up in a different world. My character is still confused.

Warp II is like being hit by a truck and then told you're late for class.

I cast Warp II and now my character is stuck in a tree.

4

A person who drives so you don’t die. Also, they are usually the only one who doesn’t get drunk.

My designated driver is my dad. He drives like he’s fighting a war.

That d2 is the only reason I didn’t crash into a wall.

I’m the d2. You’re the one who got drunk.

5

A sad person who loves Buffy and other US shows. They also think Avril Lavigne is the best and stare at Dawn like she’s a goddess.

That d2 stares at Dawn like she’s a saint.

He still thinks Avril Lavigne is cool. I’m done.

I’m not a d2. I’m a real person.

6

A tough guy who’s the love child of a mom and some random guy. He drives a blue Mazda and doesn’t care what you think.

That d2 drives a blue Mazda like it’s his personal war machine.

He’s a d2. You’re just a normal person.

I wish I was a d2. I’d drive a blue Mazda and be cool.