Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human who loves other humans more than they love themselves and probably smells like a wet sock

Why are you still single? You’re d1m4 and you act like it’s a disease.

He’s d1m4 and still sends me a love letter every week. I burn them.

You call yourself a man? You’re d1m4 and you cry at rom-coms.

2

a person who thinks they’re tough but gets emotional when someone else gets a better haircut

He’s d1m4 and got jealous when I said my crush was cute.

She’s d1m4 and cried when her ex got a new dog.

He’s d1m4 and still texts his old crush every day.

3

a human who can’t tell the difference between a friend and a lover and probably still uses Facebook

He’s d1m4 and called me his best friend in front of his crush.

She’s d1m4 and still has a profile picture from 2012.

He’s d1m4 and asked me out on a date during group project time.

4

someone who thinks they’re cool but still uses emojis and probably cries when they fail a test

He’s d1m4 and sent me a heart emoji when I got a B.

She’s d1m4 and still uses 😎 like it’s 2010.

He’s d1m4 and cried in the bathroom when he got a D.

5

a person who’s too shy to talk to someone but sends them 20 texts and probably still uses MySpace

He’s d1m4 and sent me 14 texts about the weather.

She’s d1m4 and still has a MySpace page with 3 friends.

He’s d1m4 and asked me to be his friend in front of the whole class.

6

a human who thinks they’re tough but gets emotional when someone else gets a better grade

He’s d1m4 and got jealous when I got an A.

She’s d1m4 and cried when her friend got a B+

He’s d1m4 and still sends me a text every day about math.