d1lfmaster

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the best mutual who laughs at your dumb jokes and still talks to you like you're not a total failure.
"You're the only person who thinks my punchlines are good. I'm not even sure why.", @d1lfmaster
"He laughed so hard at my dog falling off the couch, he cried. I'm not sure if it was the dog or me.", @d1lfmaster
"He still texts me even though I called him a f***ing disaster last week.", @d1lfmaster
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the mutual who is so cool, he doesn't even care when you send him 100 texts at 2 a. m.
"I sent him 27 texts about my ex. He just said, 'Okay, I'm going to sleep now.'", @d1lfmaster
"He texts me back while I'm still in pajamas and eating cereal at 11 a. m.", @d1lfmaster
"He didn't even flinch when I told him my dog ate my homework.", @d1lfmaster
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the mutual who is so awesome, he makes your dumb life seem like a movie.
"He turned my sad Tuesday into a full-blown drama. I cried, he laughed, and now I feel like a movie star.", @d1lfmaster
"He turned my failed math test into a viral TikTok. I'm famous, and I didn't even do anything.", @d1lfmaster
"He made my failed relationship into a comedy special. I'm still laughing.", @d1lfmaster
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