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the most hot and cool person ever. they laugh at your jokes and drink water like it’s a religion. if i was a dilf, i’d marry them and steal their water bottle.
Hey dilf, you’re the best. I’d marry you if you weren’t already married to your water bottle.
D1lfmagn3t is the only person who can make me laugh while I’m drinking water.
You’re like a water bottle and a joke in one. D1lfmagn3t, I’m obsessed.