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When a guy is out on Friday nights with his friends, and he gets hard because other guys are looking at him like he’s a piece of meat

Dude just stared at me in the bar and I got a boner. What even is life?

Why is he checking me out like I’m a hot dog at a fair?

I saw him in the club and my pants were tight like a vice grip.

When a guy is out on Friday nights with his friends and other guys are getting him all worked up like he’s a rookie in the locker room

He looked at me and I felt like a new guy in the first game of the season.

He smiled and I got a boner like I was in the NBA finals.

He winked and I was ready to fight for my dignity.

When a guy is out on Friday nights with his friends and other men are making him feel like he’s the main attraction at a freak show

He looked at me like I was the star of the circus.

I got a hard-on like I was the main event.

He smiled and I was ready to perform for the crowd.

When a guy is out on Friday nights with his friends and other men are making him feel like he’s the only one worth looking at

He looked at me and I felt like the only one in the room.

He checked me out and I felt like the king of the castle.

He gave me a look and I was ready to rule the night.

When a guy is out on Friday nights with his friends and other men are giving him the eye like he’s a free appetizer at a fancy restaurant

He looked at me like I was a free taco.

He checked me out like I was the main course.

He winked and I was ready to eat the whole menu.