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A Minecraft boss who yells at people like they’re tiny ants and threatens to kick them out for no reason
I was just mining and he yelled, 'You’re like a cockroach in my house!'
He banned me for talking in chat like I was at a party.
He said, 'If you don’t shut up, I’ll delete your whole world.'
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A Minecraft king who thinks he’s God and bans people for being loud like they broke his favorite toy
He banned me for laughing in the middle of a battle.
He said, 'You’re the worst player I’ve ever seen!' and kicked me.
He yelled, 'If you don’t stop, I’ll ban you forever!'
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A Minecraft tyrant who screams at people and bans them for being annoying like they’re in his way
He said, 'You’re in my way, so I’m banning you!'
He yelled, 'I can’t stand your noise!' and kicked me.
He banned me for just standing there like I was blocking his view.
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A Minecraft dictator who thinks everyone should be quiet and bans people for no good reason
He banned me for saying 'hello' in chat.
He yelled, 'You’re the worst player ever!' and kicked me.
He said, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll delete your world!'
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A Minecraft king who screams at people and bans them for being loud like they’re in a war
He said, 'You’re like a loud explosion in my peaceful world!'
He banned me for talking during a battle.
He yelled, 'I can’t hear my own thoughts!' and kicked me.
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