d11n

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A fancy way to say you’re writing stuff. It’s like taking a dump, but with words instead of poop.
D11n: I had to write 10 pages of this stupid report. I’m gonna need a nap and a latte.
D11n: My teacher said I didn’t do my homework. I said, 'I did it, but I called it d11n.'
D11n: My mom says I need to do my d11n. I say, 'Why? I already did my d11n.'
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Documentation is like a diary for grown-ups. D11n is just the lazy way to write it.
D11n: I’m supposed to do d11n for my job. I just wrote 'I did it' and called it a day.
D11n: My boss said, 'You need to do more d11n.' I said, 'I did it. You’re just bad at reading.'
D11n: My coworker said, 'Why do we have to do d11n?' I said, 'Because we’re all lazy.'
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D11n is when you take a long word and cut out the middle. It’s like taking a sandwich and throwing away the meat.
D11n: My teacher said I didn’t do my d11n. I said, 'I did it. You just didn’t look hard enough.'
D11n: I took out the middle of 'documentation' and called it d11n. It’s genius.
D11n: My friend said, 'You can’t just do d11n.' I said, 'Watch me.'
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D11n is like cheating at a spelling bee. You skip the hard parts and just say the beginning and the end.
D11n: I skipped the middle of 'documentation' and called it d11n. My teacher said I was a genius.
D11n: My friend said, 'Why do we have to do d11n?' I said, 'Because it’s easier.'
D11n: I did my d11n and my teacher said, 'You’re getting away with it.' I said, 'I know.'
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D11n is when you take a word and pretend you’re smart. It’s like saying 'I know what that means, but I’m gonna call it d11n.'
D11n: I said, 'I did my d11n.' My teacher said, 'You’re a genius.' I said, 'I know.'
D11n: I called my report d11n and got an A. My friend said, 'You’re cheating.' I said, 'I’m just smart.'
D11n: My teacher said, 'You need to do more d11n.' I said, 'I did it.' She said, 'You’re impossible.'
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