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When you finish something so hard it feels like you just died and came back to life.
I finished my math test so fast I could’ve been a ghost.
My mom said I was done with my chores before she even asked.
I finished my pizza and now I’m a legend.
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A person who is drunk, dumb, and smells like a gym sock after a long night of being a total tool.
That guy at the bar is a D1. He tried to karate chop me and missed.
My cousin is a D1. He said he was going to be a star but now he just eats tacos.
The guy in my class is a D1. He tried to explain calculus and it was like watching a train wreck.
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Someone who is so good at something it makes your brain explode.
My friend is a D1 at Fortnite. He killed me in 3 seconds.
My sister is a D1 at baking. She made a cake that looked like a spaceship.
My dog is a D1 at sniffing things out. He found my lost sock in the couch.
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When you try to hype someone up but it’s just a bunch of lies and bad energy.
I told my brother he was a D1 at chess. He lost the first game.
My friend said I was a D1 at drawing. I drew a stick figure and it was a disaster.
I called my mom a D1 at cooking. She made a soup that tasted like dirt.
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D1 is like the word DONE but with more letters and more sass.
D1 is like DONE but spelled like a middle schooler wrote it.
D1 is when you finish something and you're so done you could sleep for a week.
D1 is when you finish your homework and you’re so done you could eat your math book.
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A highway in Slovakia that’s still not finished because it’s too busy being a total mess.
That highway in Slovakia is a D1. It’s still not done and it’s like a joke.
D1 is a highway that’s still not done and it’s probably going to be done next year.
The D1 highway in Slovakia is like my life. It’s not done and it never will be.
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The person in your neighborhood who knows everything and acts like they’re the boss of the whole town.
My neighbor is a D1. She knows when the pizza place opens and when the ice cream truck comes.
My cousin is a D1. He knows every secret in our neighborhood and he tells everyone.
My friend’s dad is a D1. He knows where the best burger place is and he’s never wrong.
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