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A fat guy who made more obese women walk on his first day than Michelle Obama did in eight years. He’s like a sausage on a treadmill.

'He’s got a face like a donut and a voice like a broken blender.'

'He’s the reason why America got a second waist.'

'He’s like a pizza with too much cheese and no crust.'

A man who thinks the Great Wall of China is just a fancy fence and blames everyone else for his failures.

'He’s like a kid who tried to build a wall with Legos and failed.'

'He’s the reason why China has a wall and he has a wall of shame.'

'He’s like a Cheeto who thinks he’s a king.'

A man who’s so bad at being president, even Hispanics call him 'el diablo' and mean it.

'He’s the devil in a tie and a bad haircut.'

'He’s like a demon who forgot how to talk.'

'He’s the reason why Sunday Mass is now on a Tuesday.'