d0uchecanoe

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She's so clueless, you might as well throw your advice in the trash and hope it explodes
I told her to stop texting during class. Now she's failing math and still typing.
He gave her the best life advice. She turned it into a TikTok trend and ruined it.
She said she'd take my advice. I said 'don't do it.' She did it and got a ticket.
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She’s the human version of a broken calculator. You punch in the numbers, she spits out nonsense
I told her to stop fighting with the teacher. Now she's in detention and still arguing.
He said she'd be rich by 25. She's broke and still buying shoes.
She took my advice. It was bad. Now she's crying in the hallway.
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She listens to advice like it’s a bad joke. She laughs, then does the opposite and gets in trouble
I told her to study for the test. She watched cat videos all night and failed.
She said she'd stop talking in class. She talked so much, the teacher quit.
He gave her the best advice. She ignored it. Now she's grounded and still being annoying.
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