d0nk33

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A d0nk33 is like a donkey that shows up when you're too high to care. It slithers into your heart and causes chaos. Some people die. Others just have a donkey in their chest for the rest of their lives.
My cousin ate a taco and now he’s got a donkey in his heart. He’s dead, but he’s happy.
I saw a d0nk33 in my dreams. It said, 'You’re gonna regret this.'
My mom’s donkey is in her coronary artery. She’s still alive, but she won’t shut up about it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A d0nk33 is a donkey that hates your life. It sneaks into your heart like a thief and messes everything up. Some people end up dead. Others just live with a donkey in their chest.
My brother’s donkey is in his heart. He’s not dead, but he’s been moaning all day.
I got a d0nk33 in my coronary artery. I don’t know why, but I’m not complaining.
My uncle had a donkey in his heart. He now talks to it like it’s his best friend.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A d0nk33 is a donkey that takes over your heart. It’s bad. Very bad. It can kill you, or just make you a weird person who talks to donkeys.
My dad has a donkey in his heart. He’s alive, but he’s weird.
I got a d0nk33 during a trip to the mall. Now I’m weird.
My mom’s donkey is in her heart. She doesn’t talk to it. She yells at it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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