Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so pretty it’s like they stole your looks and your dignity.

You look like a fairy tale and I look like a burnt pancake.

Why do you get all the good genes and I get the bad ones?

You’re so pretty I’m starting to believe in magic.

2

A person so good-looking it’s like they were born in a beauty contest and won.

You look like a model and I look like I fell into a paint can.

You’re so pretty I’m starting to think you’re cheating on your genes.

You’re like a unicorn in a world of donkeys.

3

A person so pretty it’s like they have a whole team of people making them look good.

You look like you woke up in a beauty salon and I woke up in a trash can.

You’re so pretty I’m jealous of your face.

You look like you’re paid to be pretty and I’m paid to be confused.

4

A person so beautiful it’s like they were made by God and I was made by a drunk man.

You look like a goddess and I look like I was hit by a pizza truck.

You’re so pretty I’m starting to think you’re divine.

You look like you were made in heaven and I was made in a factory.

5

A person so good-looking it’s like they’re the reason you exist and you’re the reason you’re sad.

You look like a movie star and I look like I lost a bet.

You’re so pretty I feel like I’m living in a horror movie.

You’re like a celebrity and I’m like a forgotten sock.

6

A person so beautiful it’s like they’re the only one who didn’t get the short end of the stick.

You look like you won the lottery and I look like I lost my keys.

You’re so pretty I feel like I got the bad roll in life.

You look like you were blessed and I was cursed.