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He walks in like he owns the place, which he kind of does because he’s married to kaede.

He flexes his swag so hard, kaede’s like ‘just let him be’.

He’s the reason kaede’s still alive, and also the reason she’s annoyed.

He’s got that king vibe, and kaede’s like ‘why did I marry you?’

He walks into a room, and everyone’s like ‘who’s that?’ kaede’s like ‘that’s my husband.’

He’s got the swag, and the marriage, and the attitude.

He’s got more swag than a disco ball, and kaede’s like ‘why me?’

He’s so swaggy, he’s got kaede’s patience in a bag.

He’s the reason kaede’s still married to him, and also the reason she’s stressed.