Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who thinks he runs everything but can’t even spell ‘schedule’ without looking it up.

I asked him for the budget and he said, ‘What’s a budget?’

He tried to organize the meeting but forgot to invite himself.

He called a meeting about a meeting.

2

A person who thinks they're important but only know how to make messes.

He rearranged the office but left the coffee machine in the hallway.

He promised to send the report but it’s still in draft form.

He told everyone to ‘do their job’ but didn’t know what his own was.

3

A fake leader who can’t even make a proper PowerPoint without using emojis.

His presentation had more emojis than actual content.

He tried to explain the plan but used six different fonts.

He put a cat picture on the slides and called it ‘strategic.’

4

The guy who yells the loudest but doesn’t actually know what’s going on.

He screamed about the deadline but didn’t know what the deadline was.

He told everyone to ‘just do it’ but didn’t know what ‘it’ was.

He gave a speech but read it off his phone.

5

The person who claims to be in charge but can’t even remember their own password.

He forgot his password and asked the intern to reset it for him.

He tried to log in but had to use a sticky note.

He told everyone to ‘be secure’ but used ‘password123’ for everything.

6

A person who talks too much but doesn’t actually have anything useful to say.

He gave a ten-minute speech about the coffee machine.

He rambled about his weekend but it had nothing to do with work.

He said ‘this is important’ but it wasn’t.