Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy or girl who acts like they're cool but is just trying to avoid getting called out for being a dork.

Hey d00der, did you just spill your soda on your shirt?

You're not cool. You're just pretending.

D00der, I saw you eating a sandwich at 3 PM. That's not a flex.

2

A person who talks too much but doesn't have anything interesting to say. Often wears sunglasses inside.

D00der, shut up. I can hear your voice in my head.

Why are you wearing sunglasses in the classroom?

D00der, your story about your pet goldfish is not interesting.

3

A human who thinks they're special but is just average and doesn't know it.

D00der, you're not special. You're just average.

D00der, you think you're the best, but you're not.

D00der, I've seen better people in the hallway.

4

A person who uses too many slang words and doesn't know how to speak normally.

D00der, why are you talking like you're in a movie?

D00der, I can't understand you. Just speak English.

D00der, you said 'lit' 10 times in one sentence.

5

A person who thinks they're tough but is just scared of everything.

D00der, you screamed when the fire alarm went off.

D00der, you ran away from the lunch lady.

D00der, you're not tough. You're just a coward.