d00b

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A smug face with headphones on like they invented music and are too cool to care.
My mom sent me a d00b emoji and said 'you're still a d00b'
My cousin texted me a d00b and said 'you're still a d00b'
My teacher drew a d00b on my math test and said 'you're still a d00b'
2
A stinky piece of weed rolled up and smoked by tramps and weird kids who think they're tough.
My uncle lit up a d00b and smelled like a garbage can.
My neighbor's kid lit up a d00b and coughed like a dragon.
My cousin's friend lit up a d00b and fell out of a tree.
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A mix of a d00d and a n00b. It's like being a dumbass and a loser all at once.
My mom called me a d00b and said I was a d00d and a n00b.
My teacher wrote 'd00b' on my paper and said I was a d00d and a n00b.
My friend texted me 'd00b' and said I was a d00d and a n00b.
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