d00

Current Trending

5 views · Added 17d ago · 5 definitions

A guy who acts like he’s the king of the block but still gets roasted by his homies.

D00 just said he’s gonna beat up the whole school. His homie laughed so hard he spilled his soda.

D00 tried to flex his new shoes, but they were still untied.

D00 said he’s the best at basketball, but he missed every shot.

The person who thinks they’re the main character of every situation, even when they’re clearly not.

D00 said he was the main character of the movie, but no one showed up to watch it.

D00 tried to take the last slice of pizza, even though he was full.

D00 started a fight over a video game, but he lost.

A guy who talks way too much and still doesn’t make sense.

D00 talked for ten minutes about his cat, but no one cared.

D00 tried to explain his dream, but it was just nonsense.

D00 started a story about his uncle’s cousin, and no one asked for details.

The one who’s always trying to be cool but ends up being a mess.

D00 tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside, but it looked stupid.

D00 tried to act tough, but he cried when he got a boo-boo.

D00 tried to dance in the hallway, but he tripped over his own feet.

The guy who’s always making up fake stories to sound important.

D00 said he met a superhero, but it was just a guy in a costume.

D00 told everyone he won a prize, but he didn’t even get it.

D00 said he was a king, but he got kicked out of his throne.