D0 Crashout

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When you go full retard and talk nonsense so loud that the cops have to come check on you.

Yo, I just told the barista I’m the president of the moon.

I said my dog can beat up a dragon.

I told the cop I’m a superhero and I can fly.

Talking so dumb and crazy that you might get locked up for being a total idiot.

I told the judge I invented the internet and I’m the only one who knows.

I said my pizza can talk and it’s gonna take over the world.

I told the cop my imaginary friend is gonna sue him.

When you blabber so much stupid stuff that you might end up in jail for being a talking disaster.

I told my teacher I’m a time traveler from the future.

I said I can breathe underwater and I’m gonna take over the ocean.

I told the cop I can turn invisible and I’m gonna steal his car.

Going off so hard that you might get arrested just for being a loud, dumb mess.

I told the bus driver I’m gonna take over the world by the end of the day.

I said my pet goldfish is the king of the universe.

I told the cop I can talk to ghosts and they’re gonna haunt him.

When you make such a mess of talking that you might get thrown in jail for being a total idiot.

I told my mom I’m gonna become a billionaire by the time I’m 10.

I said my cat is the president of Mars.

I told the cop I can turn into a superhero just by blinking.